by tess
Here are a couple of updates to past blogs.
1. In Fiestaphobia, I referred to the first wife of The Hubs as being “even more psychotic than me.” When I mentioned this in passing, I was informed that Grizelda was definitely far less psychotic than I am. So I wanted to retract the misinformation I provided to you. Apparently I am his most psychotic wife to date. I know that I feel far more secure in my role as trophy-wife knowing that The First Mrs. Hubs who has been soundly vilified in my presence for twenty years still has qualities far preferable to my own.
2. Wedding Fever discusses Linda the Loudmouth’s preoccupation with her son’s forthcoming nuptials. On my first day back from vacation I was accosted at 7:27 AM to be thoroughly updated regarding the bride’s color selections -- black and blue (my, how very bruise-like!). Also I was treated to digital photos of Linda (mother of the groom) wearing the $437.29 dress she bought for the March wedding. Yes, March. The March which is ten full months from now. Apparently it was important that I spend my first 15 minutes in the office being updated about all of the truly important and time-sensitive issues.
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