by tess
My eyelids are peeling. It’s like they’re perpetually sunburned. Pink, scaly … peeling. I read on the web that it’s a relatively trivial condition frequent among middle-aged women. So that’s probably true. I always believe how the web diagnoses my medical concerns. Unless, of course, it says, “Caution! This could be quite serious. You must see your doctor at once.” In those cases it’s obvious that the web liesss with the hissss of a ssserpent and that doctorssss are ssssupplying the sssstatementsss to sssscare up fresssh victimssssss. But since the web says my eyes are fine, I’m all about the web. It’s my new physician: Doctor Marcus Webby, M.D. Haha!
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