Random Thoughts

I think the first version of a project plan should be called "What will not happen." And then we can move on with our lives.

Every time I see a shoe on the highway, I have to wonder what Bad Shoe did to get kicked out of the car. When I see two shoes, I know they were conspiring.

I do not think that Eddie Veddor is a visionary. And I probably just spelled his name wrong. I think he writes great songs, but I don't see him as a wise man. I see him as part of the reason I was wearing flannel in college. FLANNEL.

The lead singer of The Counting Crows has both dreadlocks and a bald spot. I wonder if they are related.

I always wanted to know how you determine if it's a "standing and wiggling" concert and when it's a "sit and tap" concert. And if it's divided, does the row of sitters just start at wiggling butts? Wait. Maybe that was their plan all along....

Ever sat next to someone and purposely tried to touch them but to pretend that you totally don't know it's happening? Yeah. Me neither.

I have repeatedly made it clear that the dog should eat, go to the bathroom, and THEN run upstairs and sleep in the bed for an hour before we get up. But, no. The dog would rather skip the bathroom part of this list. Which creates problems. As I bet you can imagine.

Three months ago, I laid a brick path. This means I picked up the bricks and put them down on the ground where I want The Brick Path Fairies to properly install them. So far, no fairies.

I have to go now. The cookies have arrived.