by gretchen
1. Have you ever taken a black light and looked around your house? For those of us with pets, it's particularly mortifying.
2. When my brother was born, my mother marveled at his fantastic tan. He was jaundiced.
3. One day, after scarfing down a huge piece of chocolate cake and diet coke at lunch, my sugar high was so extreme that my boss asked one of my coworkers to, "Please take her for a walk or something to calm her down."
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