Thank you for your recent correspondence. It's been far too long but, as you might have heard, we've been pretty busy this year. Running the country by day and attending musical soirees in the evening sure takes it out of a guy! Sure, Joshua Bell and James Earl Jones were inspiring but Alison Krauss and Sheila E. rocked The (White) House! Get it? Peace Prize, schmeace prize - still funny after all these years. (Special Olympics joke notwithstanding ... Doh!)
Niiiiiiiiice. I'm facing the worst recession since the 1930s and healthcare reform from hell but the only advice I get from you is "Good luck with that mess, dude!" To out-pith you: HOPE 4 CHANGE. Bwhahahahaha? Get it? Hope? Change? HA!
So sorry to hear about your ongoing problems with the time change. Bo hasn't adjusted yet either so I feel your pain. After I wrap up Gitmo and cap-and-trade, I'll look into dumping daylight savings time. In the meantime, you could move to Arizona, most of which doesn't use DST. (Note to Rahm: What's up with that?!)
AWESOME idea re: sending Britney, Paris, Lindsay, Speidi, and the Gosselins to Iraq. Hillary reviewed your plan but, sadly, the Geneva Convention specifically forbids us to use target-wearing celebutards as cannon fodder. Major bummer!
And ITA, General Hospital is smokin' right now. Flove Sweeps! I called Headwriter Bob Guza per your request but he said that he can't hire anymore writers until "...the economy stops sucking it." You gotta admit, The Guz Man has a way with words!
Hope you can stop by next time you're on this side of the Potomac. The girls would love to see their Auntie Tess and Uncle Hubs again soon. Michelle sends her thanks for the videos, especially "Ten Minutes to Tighter Triceps" and "Your Inner Icon: See It and Be It."
Cordially,
Barack
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